A Sarcastic Autobiography in the Form of a Blog.
Ok, so the kids at my school keep changing the backgrounds in the computer lab:

huffy-lemon:

mechanicalelf:

So I put this as one of the backgrounds

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Yesterday, I found that someone changed my background to something soccer related, so just to mess around with them, I put this

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Today, I looked at all the computers around me, plus my computer and

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You children…………..

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You are playing a dangerous game.

You are the best kind of teacher

bumbo-kate:

theconsultingrenegade:

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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Oh yea

lostrollingpotato:

sradragneel:

hella-nootella:

anti-slumber:

zlizthefangirl:

These are the heroes of our generation.

These teachers need to relax like for real

Last year when my teacher asked who wanted to present first I screamed
"I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE"

He did the whole three finger solute and whistle

"hitting another student with a bible"

adam hilliker sounds like a butt

friendlyaxolotl:

comic about how I’ve been feeling recently

unclefather:

theskeetman:

if you have nothing good to say say it

i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies

great3st:

remember when suite life had a hsm episode and no one thought maddie looked like sharpay

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

School and Tumblr Photoset

dicklover3001:

dicklover3000:

i am the biggest dick lover of them all

not so fast

trashboat:

invisible jesus takes the world by storm

misbeliefs:

misbeliefs:

do she got a booty

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