A Sarcastic Autobiography in the Form of a Blog.

unclefather:

theskeetman:

if you have nothing good to say say it

i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies

great3st:

remember when suite life had a hsm episode and no one thought maddie looked like sharpay

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

School and Tumblr Photoset

dicklover3001:

dicklover3000:

i am the biggest dick lover of them all

not so fast

trashboat:

invisible jesus takes the world by storm

misbeliefs:

misbeliefs:

do she got a booty

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green-satan:

trying to leave tumblr

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justprisonersoflove:

whose idea was it to end this show

drarna:

in hell you have to explain every one of your text posts to a sweet old lady from the 1800s

cauda-pavonis:

humoristics:

a guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

I just have to reblog this every time I see it.